September 2011
August 2011
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L.E.S. Artistes - Santigold
- arlene
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pumped up kicks- foster the people
- arlene
i see crack
and i ain’t talking about the ground.
- arlene
YOU + ME + GREAT COMPANY + ALCOHOL + SUITE AT THE COSMO = VEGASSSS!
let’s get weird!
>.<
i just ate something sour.
- arlene
vegas next week
i’m already tired.
- arlene
I finally decided
I’m going to get my nose pierced!
- Arlene
I need to stop thinking inanimate objects are cute puppies.
- Arlene
It's so hot!
And I’m not talking about the tabasco sauce.
- Arlene
The woman in the stall next to me let out one serious fart.
Like it opened my door kind of serious.
- Arlene
Things I've come to realize during my vacation
The vegan/vegetarian community must be nonexistent because I’ve been having a difficult time finding something that doesn’t contain meat.
In conclusion, I have yet to find a restroom that has toilet seat covers.
- Arlene
I met my first Pierre and he wasn’t very Pierre-y.
- Arlene
san francisco, new orleans, then vegas.
what a great way to end the summer!
- arlene
“Pick up the Damn Phone and Just Call Her”
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Stop the texts, emails and facebooking. That’s all weak and juvenile.
No one makes a phone call anymore these days. So stand out the moment she sees your caller id. If you don’t call, then you’re not serious. Period.
Find privacy and silence. Practice your opening lines. Take a deep breathe.
Then dial her number.
You the man.
(via justcallher)
