and i ain’t talking about the ground.
let’s get weird!
i just ate something sour.
i’m already tired.
I’m going to get my nose pierced!
I need to stop thinking inanimate objects are cute puppies.
And I’m not talking about the tabasco sauce.
The woman in the stall next to me let out one serious fart.
Like it opened my door kind of serious.
The vegan/vegetarian community must be nonexistent because I’ve been having a difficult time finding something that doesn’t contain meat.
In conclusion, I have yet to find a restroom that has toilet seat covers.
I met my first Pierre and he wasn’t very Pierre-y.
san francisco, new orleans, then vegas.
what a great way to end the summer!
Stop the texts, emails and facebooking. That’s all weak and juvenile.
No one makes a phone call anymore these days. So stand out the moment she sees your caller id. If you don’t call, then you’re not serious. Period.
Find privacy and silence. Practice your opening lines. Take a deep breathe.
Then dial her number.
You the man.