a. asuncion
July 2011
conversations with my mom #72
mom: do you have a “plan B?”
me: i’m not sexually active.
-arlene
June 2011
new obsession
homemade natural remedies.
did you know milk can be used as a makeup remover?
it takes a while, but it works and leaves your face feeling quite supple.
-arlene
oh the things i’d do for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right now.
-arlene
every time i type in the word “fosho” in my iphone, it always capitalizes it for me.
- arlene
You know when you’re at the gym and you see a person’s back sweat on their shirt?
It reminds me of the rorschach test.
- Arlene
reality check #67
weddings/baby showers galore this year.
maybe it’s a sign?
a sign to get wasted!
just kidding. not really though. well, just a little.
-arlene
