it feels good to be the first person to dip into the peanut butter jar. -arlene
awkward questions to ask #7
random guy: so are you guys here by yourselves? me: um, no i’m with her. ( points to my friend) the end. - arlene
Gas prices are ridunkulous! Arlene
Brewskies at verdugo. Arlene
i’m really going to miss you. thanks for the coupons that i never received, yet for some reason everyone else received them. also, your employees were really cute. - arlene
i just saw two girls i went to high school with on million dollar listing. it makes you really think about your life… and how old you are. -arlene
my phone isn’t working at the moment which means if you need me send me an email. ASDIOJARIOEJSREKSMRIOEWJRMJIEOWRJEIOIMFSKDFMIO! >:[ -arlene
thanks for tasting really good. xoxo, arlene
got a crazy girl on your hands?
blame virgin mobile. -arlene
how to make a title interesting
add “wars” to the end. for example, CRAB WARS. now bask in my marketing wisdom. -arlene
i think we all need to get our facts straight… BAMBI IS MALE. -arlene
i love your products but you need to step up your game on your accessories ( ie: headphones, power adapters, cables, etc) i’ve noticed that the life span for such products is quite short and i feel that if i’m going to allow you to rape my wallet, you could at least give me quality, even if it’s an accessory. thank you. yours forever, arlene
5 foods that help you sleep
1. Cherries. Fresh and dried cherries are one of the only natural food sources of melatonin, the chemical that controls the body’s internal clock to regulate sleep. Researchers who tested tart cherries and found high levels of melatonin recommend eating them an hour before bedtime or before a trip when you want to sleep on the plane. 2. Bananas. Potassium and magnesium are natural muscle...
i don’t remember posting the last entry, which probably means… I HAD A FANTASTIC TIME LAST NIGHT! -arlene
i was literally an arm’s length away from donald glover. SUPPPPPP. - arlene
it’s the same old song- the four tops ...
thestickerbandit asked: This weekend is going to be hella fun. :)