a. asuncion: Archive

Mar 1st

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it feels good to be the first person to dip into the peanut butter jar. -arlene

Mar 1st

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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awkward questions to ask #7

random guy: so are you guys here by yourselves? me: um, no i’m with her. ( points to my friend) the end. - arlene

Feb 28th

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Gas prices are ridunkulous! Arlene

Feb 27th

Brewskies at verdugo. Arlene

Feb 27th

borders

i’m really going to miss you. thanks for the coupons that i never received, yet for some reason everyone else received them. also, your employees were really cute. - arlene

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

i just saw two girls i went to high school with on million dollar listing. it makes you really think about your life… and how old you are. -arlene

Feb 26th

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my phone isn’t working at the moment which means if you need me send me an email. ASDIOJARIOEJSREKSMRIOEWJRMJIEOWRJEIOIMFSKDFMIO! >:[ -arlene

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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golden grahams

thanks for tasting really good. xoxo, arlene

Feb 25th

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got a crazy girl on your hands?

blame virgin mobile. -arlene

Feb 24th

how to make a title interesting

add “wars” to the end. for example, CRAB WARS. now bask in my marketing wisdom. -arlene

Feb 24th

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i think we all need to get our facts straight… BAMBI IS MALE. -arlene

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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apple

i love your products but you need to step up your game on your accessories ( ie: headphones, power adapters, cables, etc) i’ve noticed that the life span for such products is quite short and i feel that if i’m going to allow you to rape my wallet, you could at least give me quality, even if it’s an accessory. thank you. yours forever, arlene

Feb 21st

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5 foods that help you sleep

1. Cherries. Fresh and dried cherries are one of the only natural food sources of melatonin, the chemical that controls the body’s internal clock to regulate sleep. Researchers who tested tart cherries and found high levels of melatonin recommend eating them an hour before bedtime or before a trip when you want to sleep on the plane. 2. Bananas. Potassium and magnesium are natural muscle...

Feb 21st

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