i get a slight joy/excitement in my stomach when i discover new recipes.
there is so much talent in the world.kudos to you all for making my life full of creativity and inspiration.
dear tumblr,i think i might have eaten a maggot(s).
i saw a big person in a little car today.i laughed out loud.
My dashboard is like a menu.
An amazing menu.
past relationships should remain in the past.
You da best.
if i knew i was going to die the next day, my last meal would be a variety of carbohydrates smothered with cheese.
i’m ready to indulge in your gluttony and carnie activities.
18 units = see you guys in december.
i have the choice of going to las vegas or palms springs.the real deal maker though is which destination will be less scorching?
there’s an oil spill off temple ave.now, let’s hear your best BP jokes.
if i could.. i’d wish for a private plane just so i could try the restaurants featured on travel channel and food network.
I would enjoy driving more if people would pay attention to the road instead of the drivers and their passengers.
Having an obligation free weekend.
a) tourism is partly to blame for today’s environmental issues.b) if you go on vacation, have enough money on you to last the whole trip.c) you have to spend more to make more. d) i have no life.
for showing the world that artists are either total weirdos or complete d-bags.
that there is a pterodactyl living right outside my window.