August 2010
July 2010
Oh, she’s a homie hopper.
– Marienette Agcaoili
i get a slight joy/excitement in my stomach when i discover new recipes.
-arlene
there is so much talent in the world. kudos to you all for making my life full of creativity and inspiration.
-arlene
dear tumblr, i think i might have eaten a maggot(s).
-arlene
i saw a big person in a little car today. i laughed out loud.
-arlene
My dashboard is like a menu.
An amazing menu.
Arlene
past relationships should remain in the past.
-arlene
Fresh and Easy
You da best.
Arlene
if i knew i was going to die the next day, my last meal would be a variety of carbohydrates smothered with cheese.
-arlene
i’m not a dj, i’m a turn-tablist.
OC FAIR
i’m ready to indulge in your gluttony and carnie activities.
-arlene
18 units = see you guys in december.
-arlene
i have the choice of going to las vegas or palms springs. the real deal maker though is which destination will be less scorching?
-arlene
there’s an oil spill off temple ave. now, let’s hear your best BP jokes.
-arlene
if i could.. i’d wish for a private plane just so i could try the restaurants featured on travel channel and food network.
-arlene
Little Rock: [as Bill Murray is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray:...
– Zombieland
I would enjoy driving more if people would pay attention to the road instead of the drivers and their passengers.
Arlene
Congrats, you’re finally a real Asian.
– Ari Gould of Entourage.
Best feeling #8
Having an obligation free weekend.
Arlene
what i've learned from playing tap resort
a) tourism is partly to blame for today’s environmental issues. b) if you go on vacation, have enough money on you to last the whole trip. c) you have to spend more to make more. d) i have no life.
-arlene
thank you bravo
for showing the world that artists are either total weirdos or complete d-bags.
-arlene
i am 85% certain
that there is a pterodactyl living right outside my window.
-arlene